A brief return

December 29th, 2002

Hope you all had a fab Christmas and consumed as much alcohol and turkey as your guts would allow. Helen and I enjoyed seven days in Lopen, Somerset at Cross Tree house with virtually my whole family. ‘Twas a great laugh and the photos will be posted soon. I now have a PS2. I now […]

Merry Christmas

December 20th, 2002

Fairy Tale of New York was played on Sarah Cox’s show on Radio 1 this morning. It gave me that warm Christmassy feeling inside that only that song can fully do. I’m feeling festive. Today is the first time I’ve really been getting into the Christmas thing and I can’t wait to drive out of […]

Yoko no no

December 18th, 2002

So, Yoko Ono is getting into a flap about Paul McCartney putting his name before John Lennon’s on some of the Beatles tracks on his new album. I’ve never really got the point about this whole ‘Lennon/McCartney’ thing. Lennon and McCartney didn’t collaborate on many of the Beatles stuff: Yesterday was written by Paul alone, […]


December 16th, 2002

Apologies for not updating in a while. I’m absolutely snowed under at work in the lead up to Christmas. This leaves me with precious little time to write. For this, I’m sorry. Don’t desert me. A brief update: Our house is on the market. Yes it’s an unusual time to try and sell your house […]

Cult band playing Cult TV themes

December 13th, 2002

Shay and I are forming a band. As yet we don’t have a name but our unique selling point is that we only play theme tunes from cult kids programmes from our youth. Yes, we will be covering the timeless tunes of: Dangermouse, Dogtanian, Grange Hill, Henrys Cat, Hong Kong Phooey, Inspector Gadget, Jamie and […]

Teething Trouble pt1

December 12th, 2002

“The third molars take their place at about 17-18 years of age.” reads a passage from an article by Dr Vivek Pakhmode. Interesting then, that I’m in serious wisdom tooth pain at the age of 24. The top two did come through at 17, as expected, but the bottom two have been late coming. In […]

There is a light that never goes out*

December 10th, 2002

I got about two hours sleep last night. Total. I largely attribute this to my evening meal that consisted of Chinese food from Safeway including half a crispy duck. After polishing off this value-for-money treat, I was literally bursting at the seams. Four hours later, things were still digesting, my throat was dry and no […]

Give Dermot a chance

December 9th, 2002

Dermot O’Leary, host of E4’s ‘Big Brother’s Little Brother is just about the best presenter of British TV right now. He’s funny, informed, cares about his job and would make an excellent replacement for Angus Deyton on Have I Got News for You. Why has he not been considered? It’s about time this amusing Essex […]


December 6th, 2002

The GuyWeb messageboard was spammed for the first time today by some Geezer called Edward. Usual stupid get rich quick scheme that nobody will ever bother with. So, my site is a target, oh well, nevermind. Make sure you abide by the following rules to avoid junk coming your way from this site: 1. The […]

Home and burnt Away

December 5th, 2002

Popular Australian soap Home and Away, that kept me entertained during my teens, has had its set destroyed by an Australian bush fire. The caravan park has been completely destroyed. Ya flamin’ gala’s!