Doom and gloom
The Southampton murdered teenager was strangled. The labour party is in pieces. 48 hours to war. And the world is cleansing itself from the pesky human race.
Yet we still managed to find time to celebrate St. Patrick’s day with Shay, Richard and Nicola and collected enough Guinness tokens to get a funky Guinness hat.
Intentional (mis)use of grammar. Spelling, as always is my own fault.