Deans learns Chinese

May 14th, 2003

Harry’s eastern quest continues apace. I’d initially thought that the trip would lead him onto the path to enlightenment. He would return full of wisdom and calm. So imagine my shock when he left his latest message on the GuyWeb !message board:

“Guy I completed my life long ambition to shag a fit chinese girl, job done in indonesia. Dont wory no cash exchanged she loved me and she certiantly had no meat and two vedge. SAINTS FOR THE CUP!!!

Harry still goin KRAZY IN THE MALAYSIA”

Well, he’s only been there a week and he’s managed to keep up the drunk and disorderly pace to which we have all become accustomed. We look forward to your next update with hot anticipation Deano!