Letter from ‘nam #2
The Deans reports…
You will all be glad to know the water buffalo got it, how ever it was not all plain sailing. Unfortunatley I was slightly off target with the rocket launcher (bloody dodgy rusian equipment) and I only managed to mame the beast so I had to pay an extra $20 and finish him off point blank gangsta style with a hand gun. No im only joking I couldnt afford to do the water Buffalo ($500) so I had to go for the equally savage $20 chicken and Bayonette option. No dont wory im jokin again, I love animals, Im a fully paid up member of the RSPCA and have a dog called spot.
No really, I did manage to get my hands on an M16 Machine Gun and let rip automatic style much better than the AK 47. Brit thinks ive lost the plot but I just want to shoot guns.
Im on the islands of tialand Driving around Ko Samui like a man possesed on a moped I love it its all I want to do I got 110 km out of the beast today. (no honestly it seems quite fast at the time). I went up a mountian by accident today lookin for a waterfall got to the top knackered and found a snake on the path so I ran away.
Im of to the island of Ko paghn Yang soon to party like a beast and destroy any remaing functional brain cells and do some serious damage to internal organs at the full moon party. Which probably aint a good idea as I was planning to sell my body to medical science on return to the uk to level the debt of traveling, but I dont think they would have it now.
Oh my god I can see a monkey to my right!!!!! Quality see every one who wants to see me in about three weeks were go KRAZY but not in the varsity
Harry, still with it I reckon.
Zippy is playin a blinder out here!”