Stitched up

October 2nd, 2003

Yesterday I reported that my cheek has been stitched to my gum in the messy process of having my wisdom tooth removed. Today I am in the process of working out exactly what to do about this. I’ve decided that it really ought not be in that particular situation so am considering a) phoning the hospital, b) attempting to cut the stitch with some nail scissors or c) attempting to rot away the (apparently) dissolvable stitches with Coca-Cola. Well, they managed to burn away a cow in skipful of coke in under a week (other domestic uses for coke), can’t be too hard to burn away a stitch now can it?