Finally, one of Steven’s mates has rolled a joint to blow Danny’s from Withnail and I completely out of the water. If this is what you’re up to these days, Steven, I really wouldn’t drive to the pub afterwards!

Stephen submitted a one minute movie to the BBC and they’ve put it up for us all to see. Watch “The Killer Hedgehog”. Amusing.

Today I shall make a concerted effort to learn and indeed use more 60’s Slang. It’s gonna be a gas. Hope some of you cats will join me.

Has your car been clamped whist you were shopping unawares? Never fear, Angle-Grinder Man is here. Only a quick phone call away, this exceedingly useful superhero will cut your vehicle free. Yes, he even has his own website!

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!

The fish finally snuffs it. Please leave your condolences.

Football 365 have created a splendid new T-Shirt depicting the reality-defying Iraqi spokesman “Comical Ali”, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, with the slogan ‘We are in control’ underneath. Great (comical) value at �14.99.

Orisinal give us some great Flash games that are so nice to look at, you don’t really need to play them at all. Go play. Warning – Highly addictive.