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		<title>Big fat crazy doobie</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2004/05/20/big-fat-crazy-doobie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 16:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, one of Steven&#8217;s mates has rolled a joint to blow Danny&#8217;s from Withnail and I completely out of the water. If this is what you&#8217;re up to these days, Steven, I really wouldn&#8217;t drive to the pub afterwards!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally, one of Steven&#8217;s mates has rolled <a title="Paaaasssss that shit | ST" href="http://www.stephenturvey.co.uk/archives/000161.asp">a joint</a> to blow <a href="http://www.withnail-and-i.com/pictures/danny07.jpg">Danny&#8217;s</a> from Withnail and I completely out of the water. If this is what you&#8217;re up to these days, Steven, I really wouldn&#8217;t drive to the pub afterwards!</p>
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		<title>The Killer Hedgehog</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2004/05/07/the-killer-hedgehog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2004 16:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen submitted a one minute movie to the BBC and they&#8217;ve put it up for us all to see. Watch &#8220;The Killer Hedgehog&#8221;. Amusing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.stephenturvey.co.uk">Stephen</a> submitted a one minute movie to the BBC and they&#8217;ve put it up for us all to see. <a title="BBC - One-Minute Movies - Watch... The Killer Hedgehog" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/oneminutemovies/watch/killer.shtml">Watch  &#8220;The Killer Hedgehog&#8221;</a>. Amusing.</p>
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		<title>Sixties (60s) slang</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/12/11/sixties-60s-slang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 08:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I shall make a concerted effort to learn and indeed use more 60&#8242;s Slang. It&#8217;s gonna be a gas. Hope some of you cats will join me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I shall make a concerted effort to learn and indeed use more <a title="60's Slang" href="http://cougartown.com/slang.html">60&#8242;s Slang</a>. It&#8217;s gonna be a gas. Hope some of you cats will join me.</p>
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		<title>Angle-Grinder Man</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/09/15/angle-grinder-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2003 13:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.guyweb.co.uk/?p=354</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Has your car been clamped whist you were shopping unawares? Never fear, Angle-Grinder Man is here. Only a quick phone call away, this exceedingly useful superhero will cut your vehicle free. Yes, he even has his own website!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Has your car been clamped whist you were shopping unawares? Never fear, <a title="Angle-Grinder Man" href="http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk/">Angle-Grinder Man</a> is here. Only a quick phone call away, this exceedingly useful superhero will cut your vehicle free. Yes, he even has <a href="http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk">his own website</a>!</p>
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		<title>Patrick Moore plays the xylophone</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/09/11/patrick-moore-plays-the-xylophone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2003 14:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Possibly the funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen this week. Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Possibly the funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen this week. <a title="weebls stuff" href="http://weebl.fluent.ltd.uk/toons/20/">Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!</a></p>
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		<title>Dead fish</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/05/28/dead-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 09:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fish finally snuffs it. Please leave your condolences.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guyweb.co.uk/archives/000451.asp">The fish</a> finally <a title="Shay speaks: In Memoriam..." href="http://www.guyweb.co.uk/shay/archives/000600.asp">snuffs it</a>. Please leave your condolences.</p>
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		<title>Ministry of funny t-shirts</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/04/10/ministry-of-funny-t-shirts/</link>
		<comments>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/04/10/ministry-of-funny-t-shirts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2003 15:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football 365 have created a splendid new T-Shirt depicting the reality-defying Iraqi spokesman &#8220;Comical Ali&#8221;, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, with the slogan &#8216;We are in control&#8217; underneath. Great (comical) value at �14.99.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Football 365 have created a splendid new <a title="Football T-Shirts, Retro Shirts, Replica Kit &#038; Other Football Merchandise from Football365Shop.com" href="http://www.football365shop.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=900&#038;idAffiliate=wfs225687">T-Shirt</a> depicting the reality-defying Iraqi spokesman &#8220;Comical Ali&#8221;, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, with the slogan &#8216;We are in control&#8217; underneath. Great (comical) value at �14.99.</p>
<p class="imgcenter"><img alt="iraqi-minister.gif" src="http://www.guyweb.co.uk/images/iraqi-minister.gif" width="200" height="240" border="0" /></p>
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		<title>Beautiful games</title>
		<link>http://guyweb.co.uk/2003/03/14/beautiful-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2003 13:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Carberry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Orisinal give us some great Flash games that are so nice to look at, you don&#8217;t really need to play them at all. Go play. Warning &#8211; Highly addictive.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Orisinal give us some <a title="Orisinal : Morning Sunshine" href="http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/">great Flash games</a> that are so nice to look at, you don&#8217;t really need to play them at all. Go play. Warning &#8211; Highly addictive.</p>
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