Ross Kemp was viciously attacked by his wife. This is unbelievable. His wife edits the News of The World.

A satanist has been allowed to serve on a Royal Navy ship. According to BBC news (which covers the story in the same manner as the “and finally” stories you’d find at the end of your local TV news bulletin:
Mr Cranmer said that was when he stumbled across a copy of the Satanic Bible, written [...]

Are we getting somewhere here? MK – The Future outlines a few plans to modernise the soul-less ‘city’ centre to make it a little more appealing.
“a vision for 3 ½ acres of new civic spaces including safe, attractive pedestrian routes and outdoor seating areas”
“100 extra retail units, cafés and restaurants”
Yes the 60s dream was [...]

This is one emotional email heralding a sad end to Greg Dyke’s BBC.

I think we’ll all recognise some of the itesm on this BBC article: What makes you angry at work?.
I personally sympathise with this guy:
” It has to be the ongoing air-conditioning wars. I’m sitting here in my shorts and no top, my cactus has died from dehydration but there are still some people who [...]

A mere 7 days until beagle 2 touches down on the surface of Mars.
Beagle 2 was developed by the Open University’s Colin Pillinger who was last seen doing burnouts on BBC’s Top Gear.
If you can’t see the festive decorations on the homepage, REFRESH/RELOAD your browser.

An advertsing group is putting up posters that talk to you in pub toilets across the country. As you walk past them, they deliver cheesy chat up lines. The aim to is to put you off drinking too much that you fall victim to, or deliver said chatup lines.

Wimbledon have gone into administration.