Mr Cranmer said that was when he stumbled across a copy of the Satanic Bible, written by Church of Satan founder Anton Szandor LaVey.

He said: “I then read more and more and came to realise I’d always been a Satanist, just simply never knew.”

Ann Widdecombe is pretty pissed off about it but I’d love to see this guy wearing his devil horns and fork with a cloud of red smoke around him whilst all the sailors look on in utter bemusement. Strange.

“a vision for 3 ½ acres of new civic spaces including safe, attractive pedestrian routes and outdoor seating areas”

“100 extra retail units, cafés and restaurants”

Yes the 60s dream was crap and yes I’m glad somebody hopes to do something about it.

I personally sympathise with this guy:

” It has to be the ongoing air-conditioning wars. I’m sitting here in my shorts and no top, my cactus has died from dehydration but there are still some people who are moaning it’s too cold.”

As I write this, despite the cold weather outside it’s gotta be about 40 degrees (c) in here!

Beagle 2 was developed by the Open University’s Colin Pillinger who was last seen doing burnouts on BBC’s Top Gear.

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